Decoding Men’s Favorite Dating Profile Lines and Photos — Thanks to the Internet, TikTok and generally being alive in the world, 99% of straight women have come to the conclusion that 99% of straight men are trash (evidence here and here). Lucky for us, they’re painfully obvious about their douchery, particularly “on the apps.” …

Republicans Reap What They Sowed, and I’m Here for It — As we enter what seems like day one thousand of the vote for the Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, I can’t help but sit gleefully with my hand buried deep into a bag of popcorn. This shit is almost as good as watching The Circle on Netflix —…

Panic over censorship and “woke” culture dominated in 2022, with misinformation plentiful and hypocrisy abound. — It seems as though every year since 2016, political analysts warn us we’ve hit rock bottom when it comes to the deep partisan divide in the U.S. Some portend democracy’s inevitable collapse if we keep going on like this, while others argue systemic failure is already well underway. But despite…

Unless you want to put in some serious work, it’s over for you, cishet men. It’s been more than two years since the onset of the COVID pandemic, and during that time, single women got to spend a lot of time alone, evaluating their lives, preferably pantsless. Partnered women, on…

Hate for gamer girls is nothing new, but it really hit the spotlight in 2014 with “Gamergate,” an online harassment campaign driven by a backlash against the push for more diversity and inclusion in gaming, particularly for depictions of women and girls and their participation in videogame culture. As a…

Let’s Talk About White Privilege, Centrism and the Patriarchy — I recently watched a video made by a popular white dude creator on TikTok where he ranted about being an “extreme centrist.” Flat out missing the fact that “extreme centrism” is an oxymoron, he goes on to complain about how often he gets critiqued for saying he’s a centrist and…

Many of you who’ve read my work on Medium may be surprised to learn that in high school, I was once part of a club called “The Patriotic Youth Council.” I don’t remember what the club actually did, but I was still inexplicably proud to be an American in those…

Just Watch Them Troll This Piece — A lot of white men on Medium were #triggered by a piece I recently wrote in which I asked them to do more listening and less talking. It’s not surprising to me that many of them did the opposite and flocked to my comments section not only to deny the…

Some Unsolicited Advice for the Masters of It During the nomination hearings of sex abuser and resident boofer of the Supreme Court Brett Kavanaugh, a spineless jellyfish that goes by the name Lindsey Graham proudly declared that he would not shut up, no matter how many crazy feminists and liberal…