Top 10 Things High Value Men Do
- Argue that if females want equality, men should be allowed to hit them.
- Talk about how helping out around the house is for simps.
- Explore the biology behind the fact that females just aren’t funny.
- Lust after “pure” 17 year old females because nothing’s more arousing than a child with no sexual experience.
- Assure females with degrees that their points are valid because they’ve
“done the research” too — i.e. Googled it.
- Blame stupid females for getting themselves killed because they ran alone at night, walked alone at night, drank alone at a bar, yelled back at a catcaller, wore a tight dress or generally existed.
- Claim that disliking fat females is just a preference, but preferring a man be 6-feet tall is misandry.
- Ask you to explain how racism and patriarchy could still be a thing when Oprah exists.
- Run straight into the point and completely miss it.
- Start a podcast.